Some offices decorate with pumpkins and spiderwebs in October.
Others? Their copier and water cooler provide all the scares they’ll ever need.

The copier that chooses the worst time to jam—like a cursed machine plotting your demise.
The water jug that runs dry mid-meeting, leaving your team thirsty in the desert of despair.
The dreaded invoice surprises—like financial jump-scares straight out of a horror flick.

At Stone’s Office Equipment and Pure Water Virginia, we believe the office should be productive, not petrifying.

🎃 The Tricks No Office Wants

• Paper Jam Zombies: Machines that feast on deadlines at the worst possible moment.
• The Vanishing Toner Trick: Just when you need it most, your copier fades into a ghost of itself.
• The Mood-Swing Copier: Works one day, crashes the next—like a poltergeist with an attitude.
• “Guess What’s Growing in My Water Cooler?” Bacteria, E. coli, lead, mercury… the real monsters that don’t make good drinking buddies.

🍬 The Treats Every Office Deserves

• Sharp & Lexmark MFPs with AI-driven uptime monitoring and crystal-clear output—no more haunted copy quality.
• Consistent, reliable service that keeps your workflow alive and drama-free.
• Five-Stage Purification + Reverse Osmosis that banishes contaminants and delivers pure, safe hydration.
• Mineral-enhanced purified water that tastes like a treat—not a trick.

🦇 Don’t Let Chaos Haunt Your Office

Stone’s keeps your workflow alive (no more copier curses).
Pure Water keeps your water flow pure (no more cooler creeps).

This Halloween, trade in the tricks for real treats.
Choose solutions that keep your team focused, hydrated, and ghost-free.

👉 Trick: ignoring office headaches.
👉 Treat: letting us handle them for you.